Alien Message Is Still Getting Through The Tin Foil!
Video Credit: MadPlatypus
When I was a kid, we attached a whole roll of aluminum foil to the rabbit ears on our TV, and it still didn’t do a damn thing for the reception. This woman appears to be using about a dozen rolls to no avail. Maybe if she just moved a little more to the right. Hold it! Hold it! Right there! Nope, wait. You lost it.
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What song is that supposed to be? I’m confused.
Some people should sing and some shouldn’t.
This is one who needs their vocal chords removed to save the rest of humanity.
If by “vocal chords” you mean “everything above the shoulders”, then yes, I’d have to agree with you. Yikes!
Okay, so maybe death is a bit extreme-sounding. At first. But when you realize how badly she’s murdering whatever that is she’s supposed to be “performing”, the old “eye for an eye” idea doesn’t sound so bad.
I think it’s supposed to be “Evergreen”, but since she’s apparently from Long Guyland, it’s probably “Evahgween”.
And with that stellar performance, she won the karaoke contest. Her boyfriend, Vinnie “the icepick” Pepperoni immediately signed her to a three album contract with Celine Dion.
Mysteriously, all the other contestants that night couldn’t be found when it came time to declare the winner.
Joisy
It’s so beautiful I wept. Then I bled from the ears. Then I died.
She must be doing it on purpose. I mean, the accent, the glee, the ditzy looks… It must be an actress portraying a dumb girl singing. It’s too perfect.
ok i seriously did not think that kind of voice existed outside of my TV or movies!
so sad..
new Joisy.
Please let her be tone deaf, so she at least has an excuse for being this horrible. Even then, there comes a point where you must simply admit to yourself that you can’t sing, and keep a healthy distance from anything karaoke related.