Intensity In Ten Cities
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Here’s the deal with me mocking the bad singers and dancers of the world and still being able to sleep at night: I am one of you. I love to sing and dance – loud, flailing, looking like a damn fool in the process. And if you ever see me in the act, I encourage you to throw out your own witticisms.
Now onto Mr. Intensity. The singing? Not great, obvs. The periodic bore-a-hole-through-me glances at the camera, the bulging neck veins, and the death grip he’s got on that mic as he sits alone in his dark living room with the curtains drawn? Well, these things only allow me to draw one conclusion, which is that he wants to kill me and add my mangled remains to the ones already in his basement – allegedly.
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He painted…. his nails.
Oh wow. Sounds like a walrus looking for a mate. Sorta looks that way, too.
Okay. I’ve seen enough. Will a director in the audience please, please give Robert DeNiro something to do? Do you see what he’s resorted to?
I thought he painted his nail too. But luckily I had the HQ option for this video and upon further review, his fingernail is just black from him slamming it in his boyfriend’s cedar chest. Turns out he was look for his macaroni doilies. “Just cuz its macaroni doesn’t mean it can’t be ornamental.” The HQ option is amazing.
Hilariously bad.
Can you say “Silence of the Lambs” boys and girls?? Brrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!
The best part is that he’s singing about the world wronging ‘mother’….