Who ARE You???
via:Tengobaila
In honor of Halloween this week, I give you something even scarier than the new scariest movie in the history of ever. No one since tigers has paired black and orange together so brilliantly, all while dancing her face off. Shockingly, this is the exact same routine and outfit that did not earn her a callback for Whitesnake’s “Here I Go Again” video. Clearly our loss.
@notverytalented
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Oh God, make it stop. Please.
Holy god, she’s posted a ton of these crappy “So You Know You Can’t Dance But Post It On YouTube Anyway!” videos! I jumped to the end to see if she injured herself in any way while doing this “dance” and when the YouTube “related videos” thingy came up on the bottom, it says “1-7 of 15″ and all 15 are this chick!
The funny thing is, she makes me wonder if Molly Shannon has a much less attractive sister that also does the “Superstar!” character…
Why does this song have to be so long? It’s torture, combined with the tiger lady at least.
oh god.. look at the comments on the youtube video.. she deletes anybody telling her the truth.. in which she is god awful…
can you believe some people are so delusional?
I bet she can still put her legs behind her head, so “thumbs up” it is!
Dance like no one’s looking, by all means…but please, don’t YouTube it, no one WANTS to look!
i meant to post my last question on this video…
how could ANYONE love her?
She has the moves of a spook from The Grudge.
Fuck all y’all. She’s cute, and even if she weren’t, none of you wads are probably anything to look at either.
what makes this really funny is that this is the CSI theme song…
just out of camera shot, empty white wine and prescription bottles. Leave her alone, she’s rich and bored. You would all do the same thing if you were mldly retarded and married money.
Did I see camel toe, or was it just my brain trying to distract me with something less horrid.
This is so Almodovar.
Why are you even trying to wound my eyes like that O_o
Oh, the horror! Just look at that cameltoe!
It’s Miley Cyrus.
I’m with rob on this one. She can’t dance worth shit but ya gotta admit, for an older lady, she’s not hard on the eyes..you know, if you pause the video and pretend you didn’t see any of the god awful flailing…
I love how this is totally what everyone does when no one’s around… but why she thinks to put it on YouTube is beyond me lol
Once i filled an orange balloon with a fart and released it into a breezy meadow. This reminds me of that day.
ROFLMAO!!!!!!
Kind of reminds me of Elaine dancing from Seinfeld.
I really don’t understand why this is “NOT very talented.” She’s got moves, timing, and seemingly pours her heart into her dance. Okay, her outfit’s ugly… But I get a feeling you are picking on her because she’s older. I know very few people in their twenties that can dance that well, and I think very few can pull that off over 40 (which is just a guess).
I agree. She’s not that bad of a dancer, not great, but this would be acceptable club dancing I think. Boring, but not horrifying. She is in good shape because of it, nice looking woman.
She’s just an easy target because she’s an older woman, one of the lower rungs of societal acceptance because women are still secretly judged on worth based on their reproductive viability.
If she had a good personality, I’d go for her.
me thinks i have vomit in my mouth. what the HELL was that? i don’t know whats worse, the five minutes of her dancing or me actually watching all five minutes? it was like a BAD accident–i knew it was wrong but i had to look.
I wish I could be as thin as she is when I am that age. Hell, I wish I was that thin NOW! But for real, what’s the sense in this?
she’s a maniac, maniac, on the floor..and she’s dancin like she’s never danced before…
My ONLY problem with this is that the orange from her shirt and the orange of her leotard pants clash so badly.
goodbye horses….
hey!!! isn’t this the girl that stole Danny away from Sandy at the dance in Grease?