Stop Before You Hurt Yourself
Video Credit: shane12lee
With each note, the suspense builds. Nostrils flaring, eyebrows quivering. Is he going to burst into tears? Have an orgasm? Make his head explode? Attract a goose looking for a suitable mate? No. He’s just going to sing us five octaves on the pee-ana and then walk away, with his completely non-ironic facial hair and striped shirt fully intact, leaving us breathless and wanting for more.
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What can be said that hasn’t already been said in the epic write up..
This is 1:37 of “ostrils flaring, eyebrows quivering.” It left me “wanting for more”. Completely epic in every way imaginable. Especially how his voice doesn’t actually change octaves at the end and he just increases the volume.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”.
Increasing volume instead of changing pitch was my fave, too!!
I love the fact that he claimed it was five octaves when in reality it was more like 3. The last 1/3 was mostly the same note.
It wasn’t even 3 octaves. The first third was the same low note as well, and also just raising the volume of his voice!
The funny part (besides his utter inability to tell that he sucks royally and decided to put his epic sucking on YouTube) is how worried he looks by the third or fourth note! His eyebrows and mouth almost seem to be trying to squirm completely off of his face by the end of it!
“(besides his utter inability to tell that he sucks royally and decided to put his epic sucking on YouTube)”
That’s the Dunning-Kruger effect (see Wikipedia for more). Too unknowledgable to objectively know how unskilled he is, so he thinks he’s actually pretty skilled.
Ditto!
I shall never listen to a piano being played and not think of this video… Im scarred for life.
That was not five octaves. That wasn’t even in tune!
But damn, he really did sound like he was gonna explode, for a moment there!
I almost feel like he should have exploded, just to feel some sense of resolution to the whole ordeal. That was painful!
I laughed so hard I think I actually cried a little when he actually went down a note somewhere in the middle.
Didja SEE his other videos? What a creep.
Further more, FAIL. That was hilarious & terrible!
ROFLMAO. Not only was this not 5 octaves… it was barely even 5 notes! He just used the same note for the first part of it…. and then once he finally started moving upwards, he went down a note randomly… and was nowhere NEAR the note he was playing on the piano.
Shit… I was laughing so hard I almost had a seizure.
This is is genuinely one of the funniest videos I have ever seen in my life.
This one really messed with my dogs once he started getting to the higher octaves.
Please, make it stop. I promise, I will never laugh at blind people eating spaghetti again.
his eyebrows look caterpillars slowly dying from malnutrition and his mouth looks like a dilated hog’s anus. love it
Hilarious! This guy could dominate this site, his other videos are notverytalented gold!
I also love how he starts twisting his jaw around. And if you watch it without sound, you might think he’s actually in pain.
This is priceless!!!
Beginning with the declaration of “signing five octaves on the piano.” What?! Was he sitting on the piano, is that it?
And then, yeah, not hitting ONE note, going up and down, increasing VOLUME rather than going up in PITCH… Oh, my.
HAHAHAHAHA.
My grandmother was a singing teacher and told me 1 million times the story about a male student who wanted to be a soprano but would do octaves by standing up and stretching upwards for a higher note and crouching downwards for lower ones, while remaining on the exact same note the whole time…
I always thought she was exaggerating, until now. His last two octaves are the EXACT same note. and i don’t think any of the lower ones were actually on key. hahahahahaha.