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	<title>Comments on: Stop Before You Hurt Yourself</title>
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	<description>America Lacks Talent</description>
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		<title>By: Gabrielle</title>
		<link>http://notverytalented.com/2009/10/30/stop-before-you-hurt-yourself/comment-page-1/#comment-325</link>
		<dc:creator>Gabrielle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:07:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HAHAHAHAHA. 
My grandmother was a singing teacher and told me 1 million times the story about a male student who wanted to be a soprano but would do octaves by standing up and stretching upwards for a higher note and crouching downwards for lower ones, while remaining on the exact same note the whole time... 

I always thought she was exaggerating, until now. His last two octaves are the EXACT same note. and i don&#039;t think any of the lower ones were actually on key. hahahahahaha.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HAHAHAHAHA.<br />
My grandmother was a singing teacher and told me 1 million times the story about a male student who wanted to be a soprano but would do octaves by standing up and stretching upwards for a higher note and crouching downwards for lower ones, while remaining on the exact same note the whole time&#8230; </p>
<p>I always thought she was exaggerating, until now. His last two octaves are the EXACT same note. and i don&#8217;t think any of the lower ones were actually on key. hahahahahaha.</p>
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		<title>By: Glenda</title>
		<link>http://notverytalented.com/2009/10/30/stop-before-you-hurt-yourself/comment-page-1/#comment-218</link>
		<dc:creator>Glenda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:30:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is priceless!!! 
Beginning with the declaration of &quot;signing five octaves on the piano.&quot; What?! Was he sitting on the piano, is that it? 

And then, yeah, not hitting ONE note, going up and down, increasing VOLUME rather than going up in PITCH... Oh, my.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is priceless!!!<br />
Beginning with the declaration of &#8220;signing five octaves on the piano.&#8221; What?! Was he sitting on the piano, is that it? </p>
<p>And then, yeah, not hitting ONE note, going up and down, increasing VOLUME rather than going up in PITCH&#8230; Oh, my.</p>
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		<title>By: Glenda</title>
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		<dc:creator>Glenda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:24:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Increasing volume instead of changing pitch was my fave, too!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Increasing volume instead of changing pitch was my fave, too!!</p>
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		<title>By: Jim</title>
		<link>http://notverytalented.com/2009/10/30/stop-before-you-hurt-yourself/comment-page-1/#comment-207</link>
		<dc:creator>Jim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:05:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I also love how he starts twisting his jaw around. And if you watch it without sound, you might think he&#039;s actually in pain.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I also love how he starts twisting his jaw around. And if you watch it without sound, you might think he&#8217;s actually in pain.</p>
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		<title>By: Chewy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chewy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:33:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hilarious! This guy could dominate this site, his other videos are notverytalented gold!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hilarious! This guy could dominate this site, his other videos are notverytalented gold!</p>
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