Iron Mic Is Just One Letter Away From Ironic
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I could mock Eli – yes, Eli from the class of 2005 – hit the easy target, but instead let us all tune in for the following finer points:
- My boy Marv-O looks like he’s at sea, a very rough sea at that, and will soon be in need of some motion sickness meds.
- Marv-O’s sea-worthy movements are so out of control he has to hold tightly to Jeremy (aka J-Dub) the whole time.
- A little heads up to Envy: Cripple doesn’t actually rhyme with cripple. Perhaps ripple, triple, nipple – any of these would be acceptable substitutes.
- At the 2:06 mark, Envy exhibits his greatest talent of all – making his arms disappear. Sadly, they are never seen again.
- “That was great. It had to better than last time,” says my boy Marv-O. What exactly happened last time? Did one of the rappers pee his pants?
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Eli is the clear winner here. And I’m not saying that out of pity, don’t get me wrong. On the surface he looks like a malfunctioning furby. But clearly he’s an astute lyricist with a vivid chasm of poetic awareness. Who else could come up with shit like, “Rosie O’Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower.” He’s the best, he did it……..
They are both better than me. Also, why is this titled elvis envy? I dont get that?
Eli is the retardedly challenged gentleman, Envy is the other chucklehead. Its the retardedly challenged gentleman vs. the chucklehead in some sort of a sing-song showdown where they joust with their rhymes. Its fun. Once I out-rhymed this fat pinhead that smelled like taffy. I embarrased him in front of his Grandmammy. She was good-natured but smelled like thrice whizzed sweatpants. Me and this pinhead warred with our lyrics while he and his G-mammy warred with their odors. It was an upsetting day of fun. Hope this helps with your confusion.
I can appreciate rap when the words are well written and to the beat, but I don’t like it when they just start rhyming random words of the sentence and saying it off-beat.