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So driving while talking on your cell phone’s illegal and this isn’t? Even with the car out of the equation, these mofos need to be locked up for the following offenses: sporting an ironically not-at-all-ironic mustache, being seen with the Crazy Town reject riding shotgun, driving under the influence of hipster hats, inappropriate use of “special effects,” and just sucking it up in general. Guilty as charged.

Boss walks in while you’re updating your Facebook status? Minimize the window and click on the spreadsheet you have standing by. While you’re on the phone with the significant other? Pretend you’re ordering printer cartridges. While you’re kneeling on your desk over your laptop, lip-synching to a Backstreet Boys song with your co-workers? “Uh, we were just working on a, um, PowerPoint presentation…”