OK, in this woman’s defense: That is a really tough song to pull off – as is that hairstyle. And, unfortunately, she does neither. She really seems to feel the lyrics though: “Nothing’s going right/and everything’s a mess.” And how, sister. Sounds like there’s a pack of wild dogs in the bar tonight to give you a hand, though.

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Somebody find the damn ChapStick for her! Oh, whew – 1:08 mark – she found it…and she’s still going. But what’s she watching on the screen in front of her? Perhaps it’s a teleprompter to remind her of the complicated lyrics. Wait now, was it buh-tic-ticka or buh-tic-chicka? I’m never gonna get this right! Plus, it’s making my lips really dry.