Perhaps you’ve reached the point where you’re asking yourself, “How exactly do they pick the awesomely bad videos for Not Very Talented?” Well, I’ve gotta tell you – it’s not as easy as it looks. Here’s a little sampling of what it took for this post:
Colleague: Hey, aren’t you supposed to be looking for videos of bad singers and stuff?
Me: I am.
Colleague: That’s a dog.
Me: I know, right?! It’s like, learn how to sing, dog. AM I RIGHT?!
Colleague: I dunno. I think he sings pretty well for a dog.
Me: Uh, no. I mean, hello? B-flat? Come on! Just look at how embarrassed his dog friend looks.
Colleague: [blank stare]
In honor of Halloween this week, I give you something even scarier than the new scariest movie in the history of ever. No one since tigers has paired black and orange together so brilliantly, all while dancing her face off. Shockingly, this is the exact same routine and outfit that did not earn her a callback for Whitesnake’s “Here I Go Again” video. Clearly our loss.
Boss walks in while you’re updating your Facebook status? Minimize the window and click on the spreadsheet you have standing by. While you’re on the phone with the significant other? Pretend you’re ordering printer cartridges. While you’re kneeling on your desk over your laptop, lip-synching to a Backstreet Boys song with your co-workers? “Uh, we were just working on a, um, PowerPoint presentation…”
The sleeves remained behind as conscientious objectors in the losing battle for this man’s dignity. Unfortunately, he thinks the only problem arose when he kicked himself in the head. His legs were simply trying to do him a favor.
…and the reason it suddenly stopped. And, no, I don’t think it looks real either. I really, really wish it was, though. Even more than I wish Madonna had never recorded “Ray of Light.” Well, almost as much.
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