Not Very Talented

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When I was a kid, we attached a whole roll of aluminum foil to the rabbit ears on our TV, and it still didn’t do a damn thing for the reception. This woman appears to be using about a dozen rolls to no avail. Maybe if she just moved a little more to the right. Hold it! Hold it! Right there! Nope, wait. You lost it.

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Sadly, it won’t help the singing. But the judges here almost ruin the moment for me. Keep it together, guys, in the name of future comedic bits. Please. Think about the children.

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Got a real knee-slapper for you: Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they’re trying to drown out this mofo that doesn’t know the words.

Stay tuned for the riffing that starts around the 1:38 mark.