Not Very Talented

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Europe fans oddly OK with it. Me? Not so much. And it’s not just because of the bad singing. See, when I was a kid, we all wanted to be Michael Winslow from Police Academy (remember? the guy that did all the sound effects?). We all tried the beat boxing, the gun noises, the voices – it never panned out. We could never live up to our idol. So I can’t help but feel indignant toward this guy for thinking he can recreate the brilliance of Europe’s synthesizer. He should be ashamed. For lots of reasons. We’ll just deal with the one for now.

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Who’s to say what a pre-Nick Cannon Mariah Carey saw in this Ken Lee fellow? Regardless, their love will be forever immortalized in song. And forever stuck in my head.

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Crafters have a new anthem. And we have a new bad singer! Yay! Everybody wins. Um, did he just say, “the oats are really clear”? You know, I do find that it often helps a bad singer’s case when they act out the words that they’re singing – a little interpretive dance, if you will – like our pal Flynn here. Fling? Fleen.

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Sadly, it won’t help the singing. But the judges here almost ruin the moment for me. Keep it together, guys, in the name of future comedic bits. Please. Think about the children.