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	<title>Not Very Talented &#187; do not want</title>
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		<title>Invisible ThighMaster</title>
		<link>http://notverytalented.com/2009/11/10/the-tramp-scamp/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karaoke Queen</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[do not want]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[embarrassed for them]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lost her mind]]></category>
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Video by: Worst Radio Show Ever, hands down via Submit a Video
Recipe for Tramp Scamp:
1 black leotard from 1988, wedgie optional
1 wig from Splash
A dash of crack
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<p>Video by: <a rel="nofollow" href="www.worstradioshowever.com">Worst Radio Show Ever, hands down</a> via <a rel="nofollow" href="http://notverytalented.com/submit">Submit a Video</a></p>
<p>Recipe for Tramp Scamp:<br />
1 black leotard from 1988, wedgie optional<br />
1 wig from <em>Splash</em><br />
A dash of crack</p>
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		<title>Stereotypical Gamer Is Stereotypical</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karaoke Queen</dc:creator>
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<p>Here&#8217;s why this guy makes my stomach turn: It&#8217;s not the sight of his pasty, shirtless man boobs &#8211; or his equally pasty butt (at the 1:24 and 1:28 marks if you want to shield your eyes). It&#8217;s not the erratic, spazzy dance moves. It&#8217;s not even the off-base lewd gestures &#8211; though, sure, all those things definitely help. It&#8217;s the strong hunch I have that this guy sees this as serious foreplay for the sex he&#8217;ll obviously never have with women he&#8217;ll probably never meet &#8211; unless they happen to wander into his windowless basement apartment. As you know, his parents live right upstairs.</p>
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