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So driving while talking on your cell phone’s illegal and this isn’t? Even with the car out of the equation, these mofos need to be locked up for the following offenses: sporting an ironically not-at-all-ironic mustache, being seen with the Crazy Town reject riding shotgun, driving under the influence of hipster hats, inappropriate use of “special effects,” and just sucking it up in general. Guilty as charged.