OK, in this woman’s defense: That is a really tough song to pull off – as is that hairstyle. And, unfortunately, she does neither. She really seems to feel the lyrics though: “Nothing’s going right/and everything’s a mess.” And how, sister. Sounds like there’s a pack of wild dogs in the bar tonight to give you a hand, though.

When I was a kid, we attached a whole roll of aluminum foil to the rabbit ears on our TV, and it still didn’t do a damn thing for the reception. This woman appears to be using about a dozen rolls to no avail. Maybe if she just moved a little more to the right. Hold it! Hold it! Right there! Nope, wait. You lost it.