Still need a costume idea for Saturday? At all costs, avoid throwing on a long brown wig, toting around a framed picture of Billy Ray Cyrus, throwing peace signs and twanging, “It’s Miley, y’all!” Why would you when you can go as Creepy Clown Girl (pictured above)? Note: You’ll need a pal with you dressed as the TV.

Why the mask, Creepy Clown Girl? Were you embarrassed about being seen reenacting Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” video? You couldn’t have been as embarrassed as your co-dancer, who opted only to have her hand pictured, or the TV, who really had no say in its starring role in the performance, or Purina, which accidentally sponsored the whole thing.