Not Very Talented

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Here’s why this guy makes my stomach turn: It’s not the sight of his pasty, shirtless man boobs – or his equally pasty butt (at the 1:24 and 1:28 marks if you want to shield your eyes). It’s not the erratic, spazzy dance moves. It’s not even the off-base lewd gestures – though, sure, all those things definitely help. It’s the strong hunch I have that this guy sees this as serious foreplay for the sex he’ll obviously never have with women he’ll probably never meet – unless they happen to wander into his windowless basement apartment. As you know, his parents live right upstairs.