Not Very Talented

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Here’s why this guy makes my stomach turn: It’s not the sight of his pasty, shirtless man boobs – or his equally pasty butt (at the 1:24 and 1:28 marks if you want to shield your eyes). It’s not the erratic, spazzy dance moves. It’s not even the off-base lewd gestures – though, sure, all those things definitely help. It’s the strong hunch I have that this guy sees this as serious foreplay for the sex he’ll obviously never have with women he’ll probably never meet – unless they happen to wander into his windowless basement apartment. As you know, his parents live right upstairs.

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Boss walks in while you’re updating your Facebook status? Minimize the window and click on the spreadsheet you have standing by. While you’re on the phone with the significant other? Pretend you’re ordering printer cartridges. While you’re kneeling on your desk over your laptop, lip-synching to a Backstreet Boys song with your co-workers? “Uh, we were just working on a, um, PowerPoint presentation…”